Wednesday, October 23, 2013

German Treadmill Got Me Trippin'

Literally.

Eh?!?

Since I can't google while jogging, I was forced to come up with my own translations. Ahem:

"Start twerking"
(This was hard to do on a moving treadmill, but I trust my new German machine trainer.)


"'STOP'- If you taste drunk, the training is too strong for Bee."

Fair enough.


"Kilometers run;
Calories per sexually transmitted disease; 
Calories given total STDs and kilometers run"

Not bad for my first gym visit in Central Asia!

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