Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Off the Grid
While contemplating my career and a possible job/lifestyle change, it occurred to me that I might like to go off the grid for a while...
Then I remembered that the GPS map on my phone often can't figure out where I am.
So I'm already off the grid.
Then I remembered that the GPS map on my phone often can't figure out where I am.
So I'm already off the grid.
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Things That Would Annoy Most People, Part 1
My neighbor singing along to Miley Cyrus at the top of her lungs, with the song on repeat.
I'm sorry, I should add, my neighbor who clearly does not speak English. I think she's singing "I coming like a raking bone".
But I'm just kind of tickled. Is she practicing for something? Maybe I should tap on the balcony and invite her out for karaoke.
I'm sorry, I should add, my neighbor who clearly does not speak English. I think she's singing "I coming like a raking bone".
But I'm just kind of tickled. Is she practicing for something? Maybe I should tap on the balcony and invite her out for karaoke.
Monday, October 28, 2013
Friday, October 25, 2013
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
German Treadmill Got Me Trippin'
Literally.
Eh?!?
Since I can't google while jogging, I was forced to come up with my own translations. Ahem:
"Start twerking"
(This was hard to do on a moving treadmill, but I trust my new German machine trainer.)
"'STOP'- If you taste drunk, the training is too strong for Bee."
Fair enough.
"Kilometers run;
Calories per sexually transmitted disease;
Calories given total STDs and kilometers run"
Not bad for my first gym visit in Central Asia!
Monday, October 21, 2013
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Thursday, October 10, 2013
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